Before You Can Get The Omicron Booster Shot Which Doesn't Work, You Must First Get The Original mRNA Inoculation Which Really Doesn't Work

The CDC’s logic is truly amazing.

The existing mRNA inoculations don’t work against Omicron, so Pfizer and Moderna are crafting new toxic spike protein producing cocktails that are also unlikely to have any impact on Omicron.

But in order to be able to get new and improved toxic spike protein producing cocktails, you have to first take the old and worthless toxic spike protein producing cocktail.

The short answer: Anyone ages 12 and up who has completed a primary vaccination series, a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention spokesperson tells CNBC Make It. It’s unlikely to matter whether you’ve received any other booster doses or not before, the spokesperson says — but if you’re unvaccinated, you won’t eligible for the updated formula until you complete a primary series with the existing Covid vaccines.

This despite even the media acknowledging that the original mRNA inoculations have no impact on Omicron:

While existing coronavirus vaccines continue to provide good protection against hospitalisation and death, vaccine effectiveness has taken a hit as the virus has evolved.

Virus gonna virus, but get jabbed anyway. Because “science™”. Because “reasons”. Because the CDC said so.